Dichotomy... Oh That's Me!!

I am a puzzle… wrapped up in an enigma blahblahblah…

I am right-handed… but I eat food left-handed.

I am very learned in grammar… but I make up words.

I am very grounded… but I daydream constantly.

I love all animals… but I truly hate my neighbour's cat.

I love tattoos… but I have none.

I have solid self-esteem… but I dislike most pictures of myself.

I have an artistic, non-linear, free-for-all personality… but when my mind is frazzled and confused, I do Find-A-Word puzzles in a strict, methodical, regimented way.

I adore makeup… but I do not wear it very often.

I love seeing movies in the theatre… but I only go if someone else takes me.

I have a positive outlook… but sometimes I am absolutely certain that the world is both, already in hell and positively irredeemable.

I love beaches… but I rarely go.

I am proud of my life, but also prone to POFFs: Profound Overwhelming Feelings of Failure.