Thursday, 24 November 2011

Rewind!!

Ohk, so I was in the flashback mode yesterday, trying to take stock of how the last few years have been.

And I realised that the past 6 years have been much more than just action-packed.



Here's why:



- 3 degrees (2nd and 1st university ranks in the two masters that I did: my only claim to fame in academics, that too, by sheer fluke. Hence, the show off. Forgive :P)

- 6 jobs

- 4 cities

- 11 rented accommodations (hostels and PGs mostly)

- 2 awards

- 6 memorable trips

- 2 boyfriends (1 at a time *giggles*)

- 9 attractions  

- 8 heart breaks 

- 137 proposals 

- 57 prospective grooms (Oh yes, I'm a freak to have counted 'em) 

- 2 friends-for-life

- 1 god-daughter

- God-daughter's wedding

- 1 son-in-law

- 2 cars (1 at a time, both dad's gifts)

- Absolute ownership of my own room/TV/ AC/ wardrobe etc etc (cz di got married *guffaws*)

- 1 pet (my cutie Tobo)

- 10 major accidents (including one near fatal)

- 7 fractures (which include left wrist - 2, right foot - 2, right shoulder, right elbow, some part of the skull)

- Disc problem

- Several major and minor injuries (thankfully no scars)

- 3 near-death experiences

- 1 kidnapping attempt (foiled by the Super Heroine - Yours Truly)

- 1 snatching attempt  (foiled by the Super Heroine - Yours Truly)

- 1 acid attack  (foiled by the Super Heroine - Yours Truly)

- 1 armed assault  (foiled by the Super Heroine - Yours Truly)

- Countless pangas

- 20-something death threats (from people from various walks of life)

- 3 defamation cases (filed by subjects of my different news stories)

- Several successful stories

- Thousands of well-wishers

- Handful of detractors

- Millions of good wishes

- Precious sources

- 10 kilos gain



Phew...that was a bit too much, esp the last one x-(

3 comments:

  1. Truly too much for one life time :)


    And below I had then, when that blog existed, but was not sure If you would, consider it rude coming from a wayfarer... But, am not able to resist, so let me post it now!

    @http://chikkizworld.blogspot.com/2011/10/true-love.html
    Fire Band Cub Reporter.... nah! A Roaring Lioness.

    This true story can
    - Inspire many a hearts to roar free from attrocity
    - Stop many a hearts to free itself from sickness that ails the human heart!
    (And a suggestion, if you can make the story a bit indirect, then it would not be traced back to your Daughter and son-in-law. World has wicked ways of digging history and mocking it)

    Wonder why this blog has not got "The blogsphere's" attention! School Text book material, honestly!!!!

    Chikki - is a really tasty, energetic food supplement made from jaggery and groundnut. But you, "Chikki" are a true savior, a life nourisher, made from pure gold.

    A true humane human...!

    May you find more meaning purpose and achieve more inspiring milestones in life. May Almighty Bless your child. May the benefits of this act, cascade.
    /A M.S(AnonyMouS)

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    1. AMS...Thanks!! I'm touched by your generous praise and am humbled!! Thanks for all your good wishes and valuable suggestions. The 'story' is now just a story (real life ref removed)!
      Wish I could interact with you through mail may be, if you do not want us to know the real you here in the bloggers' world!!
      Looking forward to hear from you :)

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  2. The title should be - 'Highlights of the Super Six' :)

    /A M.S(AnonyMouS)

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